written by Brandon Moore
It is a universally acknowledged truth that family road trips suck. It’s time to cross the finish line in Episode 13.
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It’s a miracle! Trish’s mom is actually being nice and sincere…oh, no, no wait, there she goes. She’s being awful again. Par for the course here in Episode 12.
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written by Brandon Moore
Episode 11 is covered in purple and I am here for it.
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written by Brandon Moore
Remember when I said I hope the separate storylines come back together? Well, they do and everything is awful and you get to enjoy my pain as we tackle Episode 10.
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written by Brandon Moore
It’s really great to see the Jones women getting to know each other. Dressing bullet wounds, pulling buses to a stop, real mother-daughter bonding activities, ya know?
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Dr. Malus swears he’s a cool hip dude and he’s going to wear rock and roll shirts until he convinces us. Find out if we believe him in Episode 8.
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One of the greatest philosophers of our modern age, lyrical poet Will Smith, once said “you can’t know where you’re going until you know where you’ve been.” It’s time to answer a whole bunch of questions we didn’t really ask in Episode 7.
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Jessica loses her targets and dumps her soaked phone in white rice to try and save the photos on it. Despite perpetuating that myth, she’s about to get some truth dropped on her. Let’s watch her brain melt in Episode Six.
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Jessica is in jail and Trish is throwing up and disoriented. Apparently last night’s party was killer! It’s time to recover for Episode 5.
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written by Brandon Moore
We open this week on Jessica participating in a court-ordered anger management class that proves to be effeahahaHAHAHA…I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face thinking about that. Ahh, good times here with episode four.
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