written by Kate Danvers
In a season clipped a little short by a worldwide pandemic, we’ve finally reached the finale. Who lives? Who dies? Who tells whose story?
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It’s the penultimate episode! Time to make mistakes that will set up the conflict in the finale.
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Kate faces off against Magpie again, Mary faces off against mob bosses, and Tommy…
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written by Kate Danvers
Okay okay okay, I know I said there was an episode the week after the last review, but the world, production schedules, and premiere dates are all kind of in flux right now and time makes fools of us all.
Damn it, I should have started the Legends review with that! $%#&;! @#%$! #@$#&;$! Spoiler cut! Goddamnit.
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written by Kate Danvers
Ugh, family. Only coming around when they need to break someone out of an asylum or bury a body. Am I right?
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Content Warning: I’m going to forego the usual funny before-the-cut goof to say hey, this episode has some messed-up stuff in it like child abuse, lots of blood, DIY first aid with tools not meant for that, gore, suicide attempts, and two kinds of gratuitous murders. I’ve got to describe this stuff in the review because that’s my job, but I’ll try not to get too graphic. Still, as pivotal as this episode is, there’s some really rough stuff in it, so be advised.
And if you still want a goof before the cut, um…butts.
I tried.
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written by Kate Danvers
This episode, we meet another villain from the comics who’s slightly altered for TV. Wait, who?
…oh no.
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written by Kate Danvers
I have a really great vampire joke that’s way too inappropriate for this review and especially for the article preview.
Okay okay, what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
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written by Kate Danvers
There can be only one.
Luckily nothing with that phrase in it has ever ended poorly. *cough*
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written by Kate Danvers
*checks notes*
…Wait, what show am I reviewing again?
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