[Deconstructing Moya] Episode 4.03 – “What Was Lost Part II: Resurrection”

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What Was Lost Part II: Resurrection

Crichton survives his cliff jump and he and the others go on to wrestle a gillman, witness the funeral of Scorpius, beat Grayza at her own bondage game, kamikaze a Leviathan, and bring a new age of healing and hope to an entire planet. Oh, and Crichton finally gets Winona back.

[Straight Guy Reviews] The Cowboy and the Cossack, Part 2 – aka, Ladies’ Night!

Let the joyous dance battle over the man seed begin!

In our first installment, we learned about the former Soviet nation of Karistan, which has been reclaimed by its native tribes of nomadic warriors, who also recovered the coding device to several still active nuclear missile silos they’re using to hold back any advance from their neighboring enemies in Balminsk. The elderly chieftain of Karistan has recently died, leaving control of the device and his people to his granddaughter Alexandra Jordan, who had, till now, been working as a noted fashion designer in Philadelphia.

Hoping to avert a nuclear disaster, the clandestine US department OMEGA orders Agent Nate Sloan – codename: Cowboy – to infiltrate the Karistan people by bringing them the gift of a prize-winning breeder horse, Three Bars Red. While he’s doing this, Agent Maggie Sinclair – codename: Chameleon – will go undercover and join a UN nuclear exploratory committee heading into Balminsk.

Nate shows up in Karistan, being all “aw shucks” and cowboy like in his jeans and denim as he starts eying Alexandra, is eyed by her cousin Katerina, and is given a lot of vodka by the guys. In Balminsk, Maggie, the master of disguise, has nerded herself up with makeup and is instantly fed up with the UN committee leader, nuclear physicist Richard Worthingon, a gangly mama’s boy who keeps tripping on things and beating Maggie up by accident.

Back at the camp, Nate takes advantage of a quiet moment alone with Alexandra to shove her against a wall, pin her arms to her sides, and forcefully kiss her, calmly smiling and shrugging when she threatens to have him flayed should that ever happen again.

Suddenly, people start screaming!

Let’s dive into Chapters 5-8 of The Cowboy and the Cossack!

The Cowboy and the Cossack, Part 2 – aka, Ladies’ Night!

[Deconstructing Moya] Episode 4.02 – “What Was Lost Part I: Sacrifice”

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What Was Lost Part I: Sacrifice

Crichton meets back with D’Argo, Jool, and Nana Peepers at an Interion archaeological digsite. The secrets of the galaxy are poised to unfold, but the Peacekeepers – led by Commandant Grayza – arrive to put a hitch in the operation.

[Deconstructing Moya] Episode 4.01 – “Crichton Kicks”

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Crichton Kicks

John has managed to survive by finding a dying Leviathan to call home. He’s close to cracking the wormhole code and may have a way home… until a ship crashes into the Leviathan and destroys a good portion of his research. The newcomer is running from an organization that hunts and harvests Leviathan bits, and they’re fast approaching…

[Straight Guy Reviews] The Cowboy and the Cossack, Part 1

Noel steps into the saddle of Straight Guy Reviews of Bad Romance Novels to fill you all in on:

The Cowboy and the Cossack, Part 1

Hi, I’m Noel. Some of you already know me as the one who sends Dayna into grossed-out spittakes and who stapled himself to Kevin’s coattails so as to better ride them. The latter is why we’re here today as I set out to further my goal in copying everything he does by temporarily taking the reins of this site and sitting down to read my very first – and, hopefully, very bad – romance novel.

Well, that’s not entirely true. My very first, and most definitely bad (note the lack of very), was the Twilight saga (yes, I’ve read all four), but that’s a discussion for another day. For now, I’m here to suffer for your pleasure through a novel entitled The Cowboy and the Cossack.

[Deconstructing Moya] Episode 3.20 – “Into the Lion’s Den Part II: Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing”

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Into the Lion’s Den Part II: Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

Dren gets real as the cat-and-mouse game of whether or not John will help Scorpius discover wormhole technology reaches an epic crescendo. Seriously, it’s epic. Just listen to that choir.

[Deconstructing Moya] Episode 3.20 – “Into the Lion’s Den Part I: Lambs to the Slaughter”

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Into the Lion’s Den Part I: Lambs to the Slaughter

Crichton’s plan comes to fruition when Scorpius grants him a station on his Command Carrier, in the hopes of finally unlocking the secrets to wormhole research. But when a high-ranking Peacekeeper official shows up, things get interesting…

[Deconstructing Moya] Episode 3.19 – “I-Yensch, You-Yensch”

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I-Yensch, You-Yensch

D’Argo and Rygel meet with Scorpius and Braca in a run-down space diner to negotiate an agreement to let the crew aboard Scorpius’ Command Carrier, only to wind up caught in the middle of a bungled insurance fraud plan by the owner. Meanwhile, Talyn goes completely out of control, leaving the others facing what appears to be the only option – shutting him down completely.