In which our gender-neutral protagonist gets bitch-slapped by fate disguised as a plot-point, I over-use Harry Potter jokes, snark, and the strike through font, and we meet a group of rich boys catered to the Reverse Harem Otakus’ every fantasy. This isn’t just Fluff, it’s Candy-friggin-Mountain.

Ouran High School Host Club-Fan service and a cup of tea