written by Kate Danvers
In this episode, I learn that straight women can be clueless disasters too. I had no idea that some of you had no functioning gaydar either.
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Was this really the best episode to show during a long pandemic while a vaccine is being distributed? Considering what else was in this episode, there really wasn’t a good time to show this one.
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written by Kate Danvers
I’m writing this the same day that an image of Jared Leto’s Joker wearing a crown of thorns circulated online as a promotional still for the Snyder Cut of Justice League. So that means I’ve pre-loaded all of my Joker jokes for this recap.
But to save myself a tweet: The way Zack Snyder talks about how mean critics are to him, I thought he’d be the one nailed to the cross in the director’s cut.
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I’d make a joke about how I hope this doesn’t lead to a habit of poor communication between the heroes, but I remembered that’s the Arrowverse’s modus operandi.
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written by Kate Danvers
I had a 4,500-word poem planned to memorialize Kate’s iconic red wig, but I ran out of things that rhymed with Party City. Also, my editor was about to quit her own site in protest.
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This week, Alice graduates to the big leagues by coming up with a scheme worthy of a Batman villain.
No, not boner crimes.
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written by Kate Danvers
Whatever happened to Kate Danvers? Well, I went through a massive quarantine, lived with a bunch of idiots who don’t take a pandemic seriously, and watched an attempted insurrection unfold on TV. Oh, also my shows were on hiatus. I reviewed the Final Fantasy VII: Remake, though!
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written by Kate Danvers
To the people I once told to stop holding on to false hope that a Final Fantasy VII remake would ever come out, I would like to humbly say I was wrong…though not really, because TECHNICALLY–
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written by Kate Danvers
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In the rush to meet the deadline for last week’s review, I erroneously captioned a screenshot “Behrad is having a fucking day.” In hindsight, this should have been “This hasn’t been Behrad’s day, his week, his month, or even his year.” I apologize for this error and take full responsibility.
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written by Kate Danvers
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Praise Beebo for this blessing we are about to receive.
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